The Rattlesnake
Dance…
The
conductor glanced at his watch, a habit honed over the many years of riding the
rails for the Western Pacific Railroad. He knew by the time on his watch that
they would be slowing to stop at St. John Station to drop off that nice Sergeant
Clark. “Poor boy” he thought, “I wonder
what he done to get assigned to Dugway.” He hurried down the aisle to the
seat that Clark was in. The soldier had been asleep for two hours when the
engineer applied the brakes on the train. In fact the only people on the train
awake at midnight on that hot night in August 1952 was the engineer, fireman,
brakeman, and the conductor. They were headed east from Los Angeles through
Salt Lake City to Chicago. This route took them through the barrens of western
Utah and through Rush Valley where they stopped to drop freight for farmers
that lived there and soldiers who were assigned to the newly activated WWII
Army base 25 miles to the West. In those days it was an hour’s drive on a rough
road over the pass that crossed the Onaqui mountains.
“Sergeant
Clark! Wake up! You’re here!” the conductor whispered urgently, hoping that he
wouldn’t wake the whole car of sleeping riders. He reached over to shake the
soldier’s shoulder but Clark grabbed the hand before he could touch his shoulder.
“You don’t touch a soldier just back from Korea.” the Sergeant growled.
“It’s
time Sergeant, you need to get your bags ready by the door, the engineer won’t
stop for long since you’re the only one getting off, and the mail bag will only
take a minute.” The conductor walked away. There were bags to collect and
ready, in order to drop the soldier, almost literally, on the platform before
the engineer pushed the throttle open to hurry on to meet his schedule.
Clark
stretched the kinks out of his back and shoulders that had accumulated after
the long hours of sitting and sleeping in the same seat. He collected his service
cap and uniform jacket and put them on and then lifted the heavy duffle bag. He
bent down to look out the window, but it was black as pitch out his side of the
train and he couldn’t see a thing.
The
conductor wasn’t exaggerating any when he said that the engineer wouldn’t stay
long. Clark had just got his duffle out of the door and seen the conductor toss
out his footlocker from the baggage car, race across the lighted platform with
the large mail bag, open the station door with his key, toss the mail in and
re-lock the door and then race back to the baggage car just in time to step in
before the train began to move forward. The conductor leaned out the door and
shook his fist at the engineer who, of course, couldn’t see it in the dark,
then leaned back in and slid the door closed. The train moved slowly until they
cleared the switch onto the main line and then the engineer poured the steam to
the engine and sparks flew as the big driver wheels spun on the steel rails
until they caught. The train quickly dissolved into a receding blinking red
taillight as it sped on to its destination.
Sergeant
Clark stood there watching until he could no longer see the train lights and
then he turned to survey the platform and station wondering just what he was
supposed to do now. There were a couple of overhead lights that dimly lit the
platform and the driveway that passed by the front side where trucks and cars
would come to collect the freight and people that the train left behind twice a
day. He wondered where Dugway was from here and how he was to get there when he
knew the answers to those questions. The station was deserted at midnight and
it didn’t take a genius to figure out why. When he looked out into the distance
the only lights that were visible were the yard lights of a small community off
to the east, and a larger glow
farther to the south that he assumed was Dugway. “Too far to walk” Clark mused
out loud. He kept looking for clues as to what he should do next. He walked up
to the station door and looked in, there was a counter and a few chairs and a
bench inside. Not much else. He walked around the corner of the station and was
surprised to see an open phone booth.
After sizing it up, he sat down on the seat and picked up the
handset. He figured if nothing
else he could talk to the operator, maybe she had some idea of who he should
call. Sticking his finger in the zero hole of the dial, he turned it to the
stop and let it return on it’s own power.
“Operator…”
the ear piece squawked in is ear.
“Uh,
Uh, operator this is Sergeant Brian Clark and I’m at the St. John train
station…uh, I’m supposed to report to Dugway and the train dumped me off here,
uh, do you have a number that I could call?” Clark was sure that she would
think he was a crackpot.
“Sergeant
Clark, I have a note here that says soldiers are supposed to call the duty
officer at Dugway, do you want me to ring them for you?” she was being very
helpful.
“Yes,
ma’am, if you would please. Thank you ma’am! A whole lot!” Sergeant Clark was
pretty relieved.
“OK,
Sergeant, hold on for a minute please…” he could hear a phone begin to ring in
the background. “Brian are you alright? Is there anything else I can get
you?” She was being really
helpful, or at least trying to be.
“Well,
ma’am, I could use a blanket it is kinda chilly here all of a sudden.” He
chuckled as he waited for her reply so she would know it was a joke.
“I
would if I could Sergeant. Uh, here is your party, go ahead.”
“Hello?”
a rough voice answered.
“Hello,
this is Sergeant Brian Clark, and I am at the St. John train depot. My orders
say to report ASAP. Do you have any idea when that can happen?” The voice on
the other end of the conversation smoothed out and assumed an air of pomposity
that let Clark know that it was an officer on the other end. “Uh Oh”, he thought.
“SERGEANT
CLARK, THIS IS LIEUTENANT JONES! I will have you to understand that I will send
someone to come and get you. They will be there when they get there, DO YOU
UNDERSTAND?”
Sergeant
Clark made a rude gesture at the phone, “YESSIR! NOT A PROBLEM SIR!” he
responded as if the officer were standing in front of him. Except that he
wasn’t standing at attention and he wouldn’t make the gesture if the Looie was
there in person. But he wanted to know what he should do while waiting. So he
asked nicely, “Sir, May I ask when that may be? It is kind of chilly here, Sir.”
The
Lieutenant told him to hold on for a minute, Clark could here him yelling at another
sergeant who then yelled at a private who took his time answering.
Finally,
the lieutenant came back on the line and said, “Sergeant Clark, I am sending a
driver to pick you up, it’ll take about an hour so I suggest that you open up
your duffle and get your field jacket out if you are cold. In the meantime,
Sergeant Florez will have a room set up for you when you get here. “GOT IT, Sergeant Clark?”
“Yessir,
Lieutenant Jones, I’ll be here waiting.”
“Why do I always run into a
piss-ant Lieutenant? I never catch a break.” Sergeant Clark thought as laid himself down on the station
bench and covered himself up with his field jacket. The thoughts of the Lieutenant
quickly faded from his tired mind and he dropped off to sleep, “Snooze every chance ya get…”
The
clatter of tires and old worn steel crossing the two sets of railroad tracks woke
Sergeant Clark from his fitful sleep curled up on the station’s outside bench.
He looked over at the yellow headlights coming his way down the driveway.
Wearily, he stood up and stretched, cursing the hard slats of the bench and the
chill in the air. He peered at the dusty OD paint of the ’42 Chevy staff car,
glad that it was a car and not a hard sprung Deuce and a half. At least his
butt would get a rest, and with any luck he could go back to sleep. The
driver’s side window lowered jerkily as the man behind the steering wheel
struggled with the crank.
“Howdy
there Sarge! Sure is a purty night ain’t it?” a young soldier with one yellow
stripe on his sleeve said as he stuck his head out of the partially open
window. “Ya ready to head back?”
Sergeant
Clark pressed his lips together, he considered reprimanding the young soldier for
his familiarity, but he decided that it was too damn late at night and he was
just too tired to hassle the Private.
“Yes
I am, Private…” he paused for the kid to provide his name.
“Oh!
Uh that would be Private Carson, Sarge. Ben Carson.” The kid answered. “Let me
help you with your traps and all.” He continued as he opened the door and
leaped out to lift the footlocker down to the side of the car. He slapped the side of his head as he
realized that the keys were still in the ignition and he rushed to get them. Sergeant
Clark watched the kid run back and forth. He jumped down from the platform and
dragged his duffle bag after him. As he slid the strap on to his shoulder just
as the kid arrived and took it from him, easily handling the heavy bag. Clark watched
the tall, lanky kid stride over to the open trunk and deposit the bag in with
the footlocker.
“Ok,
Sarge we’re ready…wait just a minute, I better drain a little of that rootbeer
that I had at supper, it is a long and bumpy ride back to the post.” Carson
walked out of the glare of the headlamps and relieved himself. Sergeant Clark
thought he had better do the same but he snagged the dangling keys from the
trunk lock before he went a little ways into the dark to do his business.
“Sarge,
you want to sit in the back seat or the front?” Carson was poised to rush to
open either one on Sergeant Clark’s response.
“Front
seat, Private, I’m not an officer, I work for a living” Clark replied with the
typical NCO ditty. The kid popped open the front door and bowed to usher the
sergeant to his seat. Sergeant Clark obliged him.
Private
Carson jumped into the drivers seat went to start the car. The keys weren’t in
the ignition and the Private began to panic, slapping his pockets and looking on
the floor. He was just about to get out of the car to check the trunk lock,
when the Sergeant took pity on him and held out his hand, dangling the keys
from his little finger.
“Always
put them in your pocket when you’re not using them, that way you won’t drop
them or lock them in the trunk.” The sergeant chided him.
Private
Carson grinned sheepishly. He put the key in the ignition and turned it.
Nothing happened. He tried it again and the starter moaned a little then caught
and the engine coughed once then it took off and began to run. “Whew, that was
close!” He put it in gear and took off for the post. Sergeant Clark asked him
why he was travelling away from the large glow of lights on the horizon ahead
of them. Private Carson just chuckled, then he explained, “That is the Deseret
Chemical Depot, Dugway is an hour’s drive over that way” gesturing out into the
deep blackness to the West .
They
turned on to the highway and rolled up to the railroad crossing. The car’s
headlights shone down on the roadway to reveal a dark lump in the middle of the
lane that they were in. Private Carson hit the brakes and slipped the gear
shift into neutral and crammed on the emergency brake. He opened the door and
began to take off his shoes and socks. Sergeant Clark was watching him and was
about to say something when Carson reached over to the dashboard and turned on
the radio, he twisted the dial until a Mexican station started playing Mariachi
music. Clark was really perplexed now, so he decided to see what was going to
happen.
Private
Carson reached into the seat behind him and retrieved a straw sombrero, and
then standing on the warm pavement began to dance to the music, it sounded like
La Cucharacha to the sergeant, but then again, it all sounded that way to him.
Private Carson danced up to the dark lump in the road and circled it yipping
and ki-yiing. The sergeant watched as the tail and head of a rattlesnake rose
from the lump.
Alarmed,
he called out, “Private, what are you doing?” Carson just waved him off. The snake struck, but the Private
was too far away for the snake to bite him, so he circled clockwise still
dancing to the blaring trumpets and strumming guitars occasionally yipping or
crowing like a rooster just at the right time to match the music. The snake
recoiled and shifted following the dancing soldier. Carson took a step closer
and the snake struck again, this time even nearer but Carson jumped back again.
He still circled clockwise, provoking the snake to strike again and again. The
snake was furious but getting tired from chasing the constant movement of his
tormentor. The Sergeant could tell this by the way the snake’s body was not
able to recoil as fast and as far as he had at the beginning of the dance.
Private Carson must have seen it too because he reversed his circle and the
snake struck farther than he ever had, and the Private jumped straight up. The
snake was stretched straight out beneath Private Carson. He dropped down with
one heel right on the snake’s head, smashing it and grinding it into the
pavement. The snake’s body coiled furiously around Carson’s leg but as the
message radiated out to the muscles of the snake’s body that it’s brain no
longer functioned, it relaxed.
Private
Carson jumped back away from the dead rattler. He took out his pocket knife and
cut the head from the snake and picked the snake up by the tail and started for
the car.
“Not
on my watch, Private.” Sergeant Clark warned the young man, “Toss him out for
the crows.”
Private
Carson laughed a little and did as he was told. He walked back to the running
car and turned the music off. He began to put his socks and shoes back on his
feet.
“Do
that often, Private?” Clark asked.
“Every
chance I get, especially at night when those Mexican radio stations come in. It
makes it more fun.” He chuckled again as he slid in beneath the steering wheel,
shut the door, put the car in gear and drove across the railroad tracks and headed
the staff car back to the Army base they were calling home for the time being.
“Where’d
you learn to do that, without getting bit?” Sergeant Clark asked.
“Oh
I learned it from my Mexican friends down by Nogales, Arizona where I’m
from. They do it for the tourists.
‘Course they pull the teeth out first.” Private Carson mused on his memories as
he drove on, straw sombrero bobbing in time with the bouncing car. “I’ve seen some strange stuff, but this takes
the cake.” Sergeant Clark thought as he settled into the seat cushion and
closed his eyes.
Another
dark lump showed in the headlight’s glow on the road. Private Carson leaned
forward with wolfish grin on his face and touched the brake pedal with his
foot.
“Don’t
even think about it, Private.” Sergeant Clark ordered the Private. “Drive on.”
Very good story.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dub. I created this out of two different stories that I heard a long time ago. Both of them struck me as 'repeat' worthy. Thanks for reading my stories.
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